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The Return of the Status Update

Posted by Onarax on May 5, 2014 at 11:35 AM

Hello Folks!

Long time no see. It seems that the unimaginable has occured, the status update has returned. For like a day only probably, but still. Anyhow long story short the podcast has finally returned, and yesterday I assisted in recording that episode. Season 2 Episode 1 features the lovely voices of Krayzikk(The Snark Knight) and Tyler(Marlon Brando), we also have special guest Mask(Nia Teppelin). 

Oh and I was there too. Regardless Krayzikk and ...

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Status Update's with Bio

Posted by BioBeast on July 25, 2012 at 8:55 PM

Hey guys, this is BioBeast, also known on BZP as 'Da Boss: BioBeast.  It has come to some of our attention(mainly me, who discussed it with Hubert) that nobody reads the News Updates that I post and that, nobody really submits Character of the Week Nominations anymore.  So in order to be more efficient, we(again, we means me and Hubert) have decided to stop the Character of the Week and News Updates until further notice.

~ BioBeast

News Update #11

Posted by BioBeast on July 18, 2012 at 3:45 PM

Hey guys, I managed to kick the darn website enough, and now it remembers me.  Sorry there's been no updates recently, Hubert, Onarax, and Krayzikk have either all been very busy, or just been very lazy.

Alright, been kinda a slow week, so I'll just cover the main things that I've missed.

  • Emotia and Tillian finally got married.
  • Tillian got killed.  Again.  Well not exactly killed, seeing as Tyler just can't seem to let tha...
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Character of the Week: Vrana

Posted by Hubertus on June 29, 2012 at 9:20 PM

So, for those who haven't been paying attention to the BZPRPG recently, Vrf3, or Pyrrhon as he is currentlly know as, has returned in ... a rather quiet way. This may have contributed to the fact that this week's character of the week is Vrana, who made the bird-Toa thing cool before the Mystix. He also has no real past. Rather clichéd, but it works, for how does one explain where a bird-Toa thing comes from?

Anyway, supposedly Vrana was a protector of Ga-Koro, like Batman or somet...

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Character of the Week: Tank

Posted by BioBeast on June 22, 2012 at 7:40 PM

This week we have Tank, Toa of Sand who bears the Mark of Pain.

Tank woke up in Po-Wahi with the Mark of Pain on his arm, a Mark that absorbs pain and turns it into strength. After being taken in by two doctors his Mark ended up taking control, and he killed them slowly and painfully against his will. Ashamed and fearful of his Mark, he fled to Ga-Wahi, residing in the jungle for a couple days.


After running out of supplies, Tank was forced to go into Ga-Koro where hi...

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News Update #10

Posted by BioBeast on June 21, 2012 at 8:05 AM
  • Skyra has been made the new Mark Bearer of Fear.
  • The Rama Hive has successfully fallen! The Turaga have been successfully subdued after their initial Parakuka transformation, and the hive has been burned to theground. In the process, an obelisk with the words "Hidden Lines" was revealed after it's destruction.
  • Sulov Koskium has been formally discharged from the Ussalry, and is actively being blamed for the death of Kol Uskey, among others.
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Status Update #8

Posted by Onarax on June 19, 2012 at 9:40 PM

Sorry about the late update guys, yesterday was crazy for me, but for you guys that's actually a plus. Here's why.

First off the Podcast delay, sorry, but hopefully the podcast should be up later today, Hubert and I are reunited and we recording litterally early Monday Morning. As for the upcoming podcast, well that too should be done soon, after all, yesterday I also held my interview with Nuju Metru. That's right, I had no sleep because I spent all of Monday essentially re...

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Character of the Week: Kol Uskey

Posted by BioBeast on June 15, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Kol Uskey first appeared in 'The 7th Squadron,' which is the seventh squadron of the Onu-Koro Ussalry.  The name explains the group.  I don't know why people don't know what The 7th Squadren is.  Get a clue people.

Anyways, moving right along...

Anyways, he joined the squad and worked his way to become the second in command.  After a while, The 7th Squadron was contacted by a Matoran who was claiming there was a monster in the mines.  Said...

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News Update #9

Posted by BioBeast on June 13, 2012 at 11:05 PM
  • Utu has finally been slain. Sort of. He froze himself and drifted away in the water.
  • Final showdown between two Expy leaders in Ko-Wahi.
  • Heuani has joined the fray in Le-Wahi, and has already slain Amerikos. The Rahkshi have already been defeated.
  • Both Odhrán and Pearl have been slain by members of the newly formed Expy Killing team.
  • Tillian's pre-wedding party is still going strong.  Noth...
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Status Update #7

Posted by Onarax on June 12, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Alright sorry about the late update all though I did get another up really early so.

Anyway this week's interview with EW has been recorded and I have shipped it off to Hubert for editing. Also do to some time constraints on his part Hubert will not be in this week's podcast rather he will be replaced by, you guessed it, Krayzikk. Looks like Krayzikk's here to stay for another episode. It's a conspiracy.

That about wra...

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